AT THE SUPERMARKET

Customer: Excuse me, ma'am, can you show me where the light bulbs are?

Clerk: Sure. This way.

Clerk: Here we go. They're right here, and they go all the way down to here. This is our light bulb section.

Customer: Thank you very much.

Clerk: You're welcome.

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Clerk: Hi, how are you today?

Customer: I'm good.

Clerk: Good. Did you want paper or plastic bags today?

Customer: Plastic.

Clerk: And your total is 11.29.

Clerk: It's the debit button…is that debit or credit?

Customer: Debit.

Clerk: And did you want cash back today?

Customer: Yes, please.  $5.00.

Clerk: And then you just hit the green button.

Clerk: There you go.

Clerk: Thank you.

Customer: Have a good day.

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